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No Hello

In chat, don’t send a “hello” and wait for a reply. Say hello and ask your question in the same message.

Leo and Edu, a whole day apartLeo waves from a sunny morning on the left. On the right, under the moon, Edu looks worried. A long dotted line of hours stretches between them.

House rule: in this comic, scrolling is time. Mind the gaps.

Episode 1 The lonely “hi”

  1. 9:14 AM · Leo’s desk

    Leo · 9:14 AM hi

    Leo’s desk, 9:14 AMLeo, a dapper guy with a swept-back pompadour, a proud mustache and a navy turtleneck, taps Enter with a flourish. His whole message is “hi”.tap!

  2. 11 seconds later

    9:14 AM · Edu’s desk

    Edu · 9:14 AM hi! what’s up?

    Edu’s desk, 9:14 AMEdu, a methodical data scientist with a shaved head, a full black beard and a terracotta henley, replies right away with a big smile. His coffee is steaming and the morning sun is in the window.

Edu waits for the actual question. Keep scrolling: here, scrolling is waiting.
Skip ahead 10 hours, 33 minutes

  1. 9:15 AM Leo is typing
    9:16 AM Leo stopped typing.
  2. 10:15 AM …still nothing.
  3. 11:02 AM

    Edu thinks: Is he okay? Is it bad news? Is it about my code?

    Edu, worried
  4. 12:30 PM Lunch, eaten at the desk. Just in case. 🥪
  5. 2:15 PM

    Edu thinks: Wait. Did I break production?

    Edu, alarmed
  6. 3:40 PM Leo is typing
    3:41 PM Leo stopped typing. Again.
  7. 5:30 PM Everyone else heads home. 👋
  8. 6:52 PM Sunset. The coffee has grown a skin.
  9. 7:30 PM The moon clocks in for its shift. 🌙

  1. 7:48 PM · One foot out the door

    Leo · 7:48 PM hey, which room is the 10am design review in?

    Edu’s desk, 7:48 PMNight. Edu is about to head home when his laptop goes DING. One eye twitches. His coffee went cold hours ago. DING!

  2. 1 minute later

    7:49 PM

    Edu · 7:49 PM Room 4. It was at 10. This morning.

    Edu, close upA close-up of Edu, lit by his laptop screen. His expression is completely flat.

  3. Meanwhile

    7:49 PM · Leo’s couch

    Leo · 7:49 PM oh.

    Leo’s couch, 7:49 PMAt home on his couch, Leo stares at his phone with wide eyes and a bead of sweat. He has just learned he missed the meeting he was asking about.

End of Episode 1

  • Time to an answer: 10 h 35 min
  • The 10 AM meeting: missed
  • Coffee: stone cold

Episode 2 Take two: one message

⏪ Rewind to 9:14 AM. Same Leo, same question.

  1. 9:14 AM · Leo’s desk

    Leo · 9:14 AM Hi Edu! Which room is the 10am design review in? It’s not on the invite.

    Leo’s desk, 9:14 AM, take twoSame morning, same Leo. This time he types his greeting and his whole question before pressing Enter.tap tap tap

  2. 1 minute later

    9:15 AM · Edu’s desk

    Edu · 9:15 AM Morning! Room 4, the one with the wobbly chair. See you there!

    Edu’s desk, 9:15 AMEdu reads the whole question, answers it in one go and beams. His coffee is still steaming.

  3. 45 minutes later

    10:00 AM · Room 4

    Leo: Made it! And yes, the chair wobbles.

    Edu: Told you. Coffee’s still hot, too.

    Room 4, 10:00 AMLeo and Edu sit side by side at the meeting table, both grinning. Leo’s chair wobbles. Edu raises his still-steaming coffee. Everyone is on time. 4 wobble

End of Episode 2

  • Time to an answer: 1 minute
  • The 10 AM meeting: made it
  • Coffee: still hot

The plain version

Chat is built for replying whenever there’s a free moment. But a message that only says “hi” can’t be answered yet. The other person says hi back, then waits for the real message, often wondering if something is wrong. Sometimes the question shows up a minute later. Sometimes it shows up after the meeting it was about.

So greet and ask in the same message. It’s just as warm, and they can reply the moment they see it, even if you’ve wandered off to lunch.

Don’t leave a cliffhanger

  1. Leo · 9:14 AM hi
  2. Edu · 9:14 AM hi! what’s up?
  3. 10 hours, 34 minutes of suspense
  4. Leo · 7:48 PM hey, which room is the 10am design review in?
  5. Edu · 7:49 PM Room 4. It was at 10.

Answered after 10 hours, 35 minutes, one meeting too late.

Do send it all at once

  1. Leo · 9:14 AM Hi Edu! Which room is the 10am design review in? It’s not on the invite.
  2. Edu · 9:15 AM Morning! Room 4, the one with the wobbly chair. See you there!

Answered after 1 minute.

Small habits that help

  1. Greet and ask together. “Hi! Quick one: where do expense reports go?” is friendly and answerable.
  2. Bring the context. What you need, what you’ve tried, and any link or error text.
  3. Say when you need it. “No rush” or “before 3 PM, please” helps people plan their day.
  4. “Got a minute?” is a “hi” in disguise. Same cliffhanger, new outfit. Just ask.